I've been storing all these quotes in my note section of my phone for like the past year. So i figured i would put them as my first official blog, seeing how i am back at it and all. Plus I need to free up some memory on my phone.
All from the European Vacation:
Wanna put down a couple shekels on the horses?
The bus is Gone! And it ain't comin back!
It's hot back here ( in screeching woman voice from back of bus) - My dublin bus tour buddys mom
"Hey yo Memphis!, That's the kid from that "hot bus" tour." My Dublin bus tour buddy.
I'm a member of the Anebrioti
I got a hickey from a prostitue last night. - NYC girls in Dublin
Wait, did i just give my money to a monk? - Kia Dukes
Hey man, you ever see a bum take a crap in the back of a truck? - Random guy in Amsterdamn
That guy looks like a broke down Mario Van Peebles - kia dukes
Random:
I think they are having parties and not inviting the white people. - amy
There are alot of people who love feet on the internet, so i was thinking about selling pics of my feet on there. But i would do it in a classy way. - Khara
Hey wait up man, I don't throw out of date milk out until i taste it. Ok, well how does it taste? uhhh i don't know. - Josh smith
I put alot into my dancing. - hood
I can't tell if this guy in front of me generally smells or i just got crop dusted?
You realize i tried to type in tilta world and my phone put in tits instead right?
If my childhood had a smell it would be play- doh
Why don't you stick your face in that dough and make some gorilla cookies.
Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith and i'm a locksmith.
Telemarketer: Hey Imma get you off of that night shift. I got work, i gotta a ton of work, i got like ten years worth of work. Do you know anything about Nuclear Controlls?
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